- me: did it hurt?
- mom: what
- me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
- mom:
December 2011
That awkward moment when your friends start planning to have kids, and you’re still forever alone.
“I felt that I breathed an atmosphere of sorrow.”
—Edgar Allan Poe (via serialstranger)
For the past 2 years you'v non stop complained about Love, why it sucks, why all the boys you are dumb enough to "fall" for end up leaving you (probably for good reason) ((that, or they are just lowlife hillbillies)), you buy too many cars & u leave them in your parent's driveway, why the holidays suck bahumbug, love, relationships, trust, boys, hillbilly-related stuff, etc. U r negative. It's really quite sad, actually. We rly hope you have better things to talk about in 2012. Life is 2 short.
I’m a realist. What you say doesn’t matter, anon.
I will buy ALL THE CARS I want, because that makes me happy. (Life is 2 short, remember??)
I don’t have to like the holidays, I’m entitled to my own opinion. I don’t even believe in those religions, so I really don’t have any place celebrating their Gods and stories.
I’ll speak in such a way that you consider to be “negative” all I want, but if you actually hung out with me in person, you’d see that I’m not constantly drowning in a sea of sadness. I’m actually kind of fun to be around.
And regarding 2012? Time is all in your head. Years, months, dates, they’re all made up. Prove to me that time is linear and disprove all the opposing theories, then I’ll view the changing of the year as something important.
I can't wait to have some time to myself.
That AWESOME moment when you already own one of the required books for your next semester.
Boobies! That is all I want to see for Christmas!
Well I can promise you, you won’t be seeing mine.
Also, Christmas happened about 4 days ago. You’re a tit bit late.
I really need a day to just get shit done.
