- me: did it hurt?
- mom: what
- me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
That awkward moment when your friends start planning to have kids, and you’re still forever alone.
I’m a realist. What you say doesn’t matter, anon.
I will buy ALL THE CARS I want, because that makes me happy. (Life is 2 short, remember??)
I don’t have to like the holidays, I’m entitled to my own opinion. I don’t even believe in those religions, so I really don’t have any place celebrating their Gods and stories.
I’ll speak in such a way that you consider to be “negative” all I want, but if you actually hung out with me in person, you’d see that I’m not constantly drowning in a sea of sadness. I’m actually kind of fun to be around.
And regarding 2012? Time is all in your head. Years, months, dates, they’re all made up. Prove to me that time is linear and disprove all the opposing theories, then I’ll view the changing of the year as something important.
Well I can promise you, you won’t be seeing mine.
Also, Christmas happened about 4 days ago. You’re a tit bit late.