highmiranda:

dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

image

OM PLAUGHING SO HARD WHAT

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

castielcampbell:

r3adytogivetheprofile:

i will reblog this every time

I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.

made with real carrots: fuckingflorida: legionsystem: I fucking hate my state right now. Rick...

fuckingflorida:

legionsystem:

I fucking hate my state right now.

Rick Scott passed a bill making any pipes/bongs/ pinch hitters/ any thing made out of any material (excluding vaperizors and hookahs)illegal to own. even if it’s not used you go to jail just for owning it.

which puts…