I have figured out what I want my personalized tag to be on my truck.

IT IS FUCKING GLORIOUS AND PUNNY AND NO I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT IT IS

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Maybe I should just let this one run its course and see what happens…

After all, no one could hurt me worse than someone else already has.

do you ever sit there and wonder why in the hell someone would actually like you?


all. the. time.

I have a degree in psychology and I utilize it by telling people random facts.

I sabotage everything that could be good.

what is wrong with me?

I think that in addition to “sick days,” we should be allowed “sad days” as well.

I don’t do crossfit to look good.

I do crossfit so that I can survive the zombie apocalypse and live long enough to watch society crumble.

Just because we have the same friends, doesn’t mean we have to be friends.

I feel so fucking defeated.